just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

sanic-x:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

tabloo:

bloochikin:

Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@
And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks.
I’m tired now

loveee thisss

bloochikin:

Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@

And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks.

I’m tired now

loveee thisss

euanscholes:

I went outside once. The graphics were brilliant but the gameplay and storyline were terrible.

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

watchtheskytonight:

soloontherocks:

yellowfangofstarclan:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?

Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

I can never not reblog this post

YOU USED THE WRONG FLAG FRANCE

AUTOMATIC REBLOG

(Source: hungarian)

(Source: haylesbian)

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra)

n0vivi:

When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something

sadbaptism:

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

laugh-addict:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

jayfeather21:

hurhurh:

settingmyselffree-learningtofly:

THIS BETTER BE A JOKE OR SO HELP ME

SCOFF

TUMBLR? FAMILY FRIENDLY?
HAH HAHAHAH

NO

EXFUCKINGSCUSE ME

(Source: fitness-for--lifeexx)